Welcome to the HimboWithAPen website!

This is my little space in the corner of the internet where I post my smut (18+) and sometimes blog. Thanks for visiting!

I started writing back in 2017, when I tried my hand at a superhero series. Then I came to realise two things, "This is boring" and "I want to learn to write better". And so off I went to uni: suffering through lecturer strikes, the pandemic, and, worst of all, personal growth.

So what kind of growth are we talking about exactly? Well, unless you stumbled in here by chance, you already know.

S m u t. It started with my dissertation, an erotic adaptation of Frankenstein which shocked my friends and impressed my lecturers. Ever since that fateful day that I put off an assignment to write the first few paragraphs, which opened the door to my best-known quality, I've been asked about what I'm writing next, if I'm taking suggestions, and most importantly: if I can be commissioned.

WELL THE ANSWER IS FINALLY YES (once I get this place up and running that is). You, my curious or thirsty reader, can pay ME to write SMUT for YOU!!!

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Rub my belly hiss swipe at owner's legs sniff catnip and act crazy growl at dogs in my sleep sit on the laptop for hiss at vacuum cleaner i like to spend my days sleeping and eating fishes that my human fished for me.

Head nudges eat my own ears. Hey! you there, with the hands why can't i catch that stupid red dot, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff, or roll over and sun my belly curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels.